Groan... I officially still have a couple days before I'm due. Yes, I know that first-time moms often go late, but I'm finished. Does that count for anything? Bean's just getting fat and happy at this point, so is it okay for me to begin eviction proceedings?

NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN

To: __Bean___

The purpose of this letter is to ask you to LEAVE the premises now in your possession, situated in _Los Angeles____, California and known as __Mama's belly___. You are being asked to leave for the following reason: __Mama's finished____.

Your compliance with this notice within [___3____] days after its service will prevent any further eviction action against you. (But now's good too.)

YOU ARE BEING ASKED TO LEAVE THE PREMISES. IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE, AN EVICTION ACTION MAY BE INITIATED AGAINST YOU. IF YOU ARE IN DOUBT REGARDING YOUR LEGAL RIGHTS AND OBLIGATIONS AS A TENANT, IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU SEEK LEGAL ASSISTANCE.

Yours respectfully,

__Mama_____

According to the old wives tales, nipple massage and walking are great ways to get the ball rolling, too. Somehow I think I'd get more than a start to labor if I walked around the neighborhood tweaking my own boobies. Then again, this is L.A...

Labels: anticipating, Bean