Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2009, it will begin offering customers a new discount item... Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price -- in the $2 to $5 range.
Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "There is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, Professor of Marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. "However, branding will be very important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel).
- Chateau Traileur Parc
- White Trashfindel
- Big Red Gulp
- World Championship Riesling
- NASCARbernet
- Chef Boyardeaux
- Peanut Noir
- I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar
- Grape Expectations
- Nasti Spumante
P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax. I know possum is not a white meat.
Even better than Two Buck Chuck!!
(Thanks to Mom for sending this. I can always use a good chuckle.)
